February 8, 2012

People Cheated In Sports…Who Knew?

While I’m happy poker cheaters are revealed and exited from the table, I’m losing sleep no one has mentioned point shaving or excessive human growth hormone used at the tables.  Certainly online opponents would have an advantage if they were using HGH, illegal consumption of adderall or perhaps taking a dive in the fifth.  Unless of course, they were style=”text-decoration: line-through;”>diving dumping all of their chips to me without biting my ear off.  I keed, I keed, I prefer ear biting.

Nor do I know anyone who makes illegal sports bets, cheats on taxes, has ever told a lie to anyone in the world, supports cock or pitbull fighting and/or promotes a bill then attaches a sneak-attack-chicken-shit-self-dealing-pork like… Technically, I really don’t know those types of people, but I do read about them.  Hmmm, apparently I should get out more.

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