Caffeine. It gets me a little…giddy. Giddy can be dangerous for me….especially at football games with Twitter in hand. Last night’s lack of reception was probably divine intervention because I would have been tweeting away about Toro (see his video below). Houston Texans Toro…The Reverend Horton Heat’s “Mi Amor” comes to mind.
I asked the Texans’ Twitter account if he would ask me out if I wore my Halloween cow costume. No response.
I picked Toro as my 2010 love because Brad Ausmus left for another team.
Speaking of football games, does anyone get sick of watching the NFL cheerleaders bend over and rub their derrieres? What about in front of five year-olds? Come on, everyone knows Confucius say: She who try too hard to be sexy is one who try too hard. Oh wait… AC/DC’s Thunderstruck is the theme song… oh, I get it now.
Geeze, at least at the WSOP Expo…it was 21 and up.
I read that Shrimps book “Letters from a Nut”
Nice to see such hot women into furrys too, I personally fell in love with a shrimp at the Flamingo hotel and casino in 2002 while playing craps together