May 22, 2012

The Hottest Texan to Stomp on Cowboys

I haven’t worn a Houston Oiler’s Luv Ya Blue shirt with my oil derrick back pocket jeans to a football game since Earl Campbell was still playing. In the Astrodome.

Now that I’m an adult and Bum Phillips sells sausage…I find myself sitting at the games wondering … does anyone notice they play an Australian band, AC/DC, at kickoff every year?  But more importantly… I wonder if the hottest guy on the Texans team has a girlfriend.  That would be Toro.

Hot or not, the Houston Texans stomped on Dallas Cowboys tonight for the last preseason game.

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