Poker Pro Joe Battle Debate

I’ve been debating whether to mention Obama and McCain debating and decided I needed a break from serious debates.  I mean let’s face it, no matter what… things will change.  We’ll either go from white to black*, male to female** or from younger-ish guy with an old back-up or to a really old guy*** with a young-female-back-up****.  And still… things won’t be much better for a while unless your lucky to have a ton of gold bars under your bed.

On a lighter note…

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the Unicorn from Harold and Kumar!

The other not-really-a-battle going on in the world is… Joe Sebok VS Joe Reitman avatar/profile pic via MySpace.  Yes, it’s true both these guys don’t care what you think, both are nice, both are in media, both play poker, both are named Joe and both hooked up with Shannon Elizabeth (formerly known as Shannon Elizabeth Dancing with the Stars).

So, when you’re feeling blue just remember there is some Joe out there willing to look silly so you can feel better about low interest rates for those who can qualify and afford to put up 80% to get a loan.

*White to Black has no negative meaning, even though I’m from the south and Allah us people from the south are totally racist. 

** Male to Female has lots and lots and lots of negative meaning because I hate women and think they’re all, like, I’m soooo sure, like OMG, stupid.

***Old guy description has no negative meaning, as I’ve found older generations to be humble they have less to prove.

**** Female-back-up has absolutely, positively NO sexual meaning whatsover. Perverts.