Any poker player, fan or random person who has watched the 2004 World Series of Poker on ESPN probably thought… “When I go to the WSOP and make the final table, I hope Marcel Luske helps me like he did David Williams.”  Well, now you don’t have to wait to make that final table… Luske is offering up the goods on TockPoker. Luske, who recently signed with PokerStars,  created Tock to introduce and teach “baby steps of poker” to newbies. 

Unfortunately, some ladies willbe disappointed that Luske will not be sharing on how to be a sharped dressed man.   Ah, but this is great news for media.  After all, where would poker media be if unable to film, photograph or develop fond bonding WSOP memories of:

1. Players who hadn’t showered in a week

2. Overexposed chest hair with chains.

3. Mens shirts that look like some designer said “Hey, let’s make the loudest, ugliest shirt in the world and see who will buy it for $750.  Muahhh haaa haaa haaa.”

4. Television’s personal favorite… the high maintenance* attention seeking costumes. 

*Prop bet costumes are exempt from high maintenance label because they’re a Kool Thing (see Kool Thing video below).  Halloween (AKA National Dress Like a Stripper or Hooker Day… still open for debate).