May 17, 2012

Cold of Head Puts Me in Bed

Don’t bother making any comments on bed or head because I’m married.  In other words… I’ve already heard every possible joke at least three times.  Anyway, I am currently battling a head cold because I ignored this horoscope:

“Michele, you will be feeling under the weather soon.  Make sure you take a lot of vitamin C.”

Naturally, I blew off the advice because I felt fine at the time.  Plus, I take 1000 mg of vitamin C a day.  Isn’t that a lot of vitamin C?  BJ, I bet you have an answer.  Well,  style=”text-decoration: line-through;”>instant gratification Google sent me this site… and apparently I didn’t take enough.

Oh well, now I’m in hell because…. style=”text-decoration: line-through;”>me and my kids haven’t had food in days, style=”text-decoration: line-through;”>I’m afraid to go out in public due to all the car bombings, style=”text-decoration: line-through;”>I lost all my possessions in the typhoon I haven’t made it to the gym.

On a different note… did you ever hear “They’re gonna do away with the penny” growing up?  Well, that was a 30 year-old rumor.  Check out Abe Lincoln’s new digs and cents.

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