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Top Ten Uncool Stalker Updates for Social Media

You know those guys on Twitter and facebook with 500 hot women followers? I am not referring to Ashton Kutcher, I mean the men who post photos of their abs every day.  Why do these guys follow so many women?  What do they hope to achieve? Seems like a scary strategy.  If you do not […]

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Blogger Platforms: High Maintenance = Bad Writing

Dear WordPress, I love you but…our relationship no longer works for me.  Literally.  Since our hookup, my writing has gone to $#!+.  It’s not you, it’s me.  I simply don’t have time for you anymore, therefore, I’m leaving you. My love always, ML Migrating to WordPress allowed a new wonderful flexibility from my days using […]

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SNL Christmas Opener News Headlines

I previously wrote some top ridiculous news headlines for 2011.  If you’re a fan of…Year in Review or Next Year Predictions then enjoy SNL’s latest White House Christmas opener.  In other news… I’m late to meet friends, so other news will be later. Con’t for the links…

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America, We Have a Ginormous Problem

Dear America, Sorry to bother you, we know you’re busy finding political fault, debating policy while defending your belief but we must warn you…something terrible has happened.  While everyone was busy pointing fingers and demanding help for the 10k they spent on electronics…America became a credit card trillionaire and wrecked it’s leased car.  No worries, we […]

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Andre Johnson + Fidel Castro Make Top-10… Sorta

This week’s TOP-10 list is a TOP-5 because talking is creativity and there’s been no time for talk.  Elle, from the movie Legally Blonde, inspires today’s Top-5 with… “Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”   Darn, if I wrote down my  “is the new” thoughts, this week’s Top-10 would actually be a […]

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Not Necessarily Humorous 2011 News Headlines

The movie Sixteen Candles taught me a great policy it’s better to be a smart-ass rather than a dumb-ass. Fortunately, according to the majority of the social media bios I have read, everyone seems to be a very smart deep thinker. Not sure how online reading, rather than experience, makes these social media experts “a […]

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Fidel Castro and Kim-Jong-Il Tea Party

If we traveled through a wormhole into another dimension…we might find a story like… Julian Assange’s Wikileaks exposes Kim-Jong-il secret rap album titled “Kim-Jong-ill’n.”  The album features remakes of  Fu** the Police by NWA, Fight the Power by Public Enemy and a different version of Eminem’s Kim.  We’d assume South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone […]

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What Up Robin Williams + Mothra Dancing

Robin Williams, this week’s surprise guest on SNL’s What Up With That?, claimed he was tweeting about the good time he wasn’t having.  Where’s the tweet?  I couldn’t find his live tweet from SNL. Was that Robert De Niro’s phone he was using?  Look, I get it, Robin. I would claim a bad time too if […]

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