You know those guys on Twitter and Facebook who have 500 hot women friends or followers? I’m not referring to Ashton Kutcher, I’m talking about random dudes who have a long contact list of naughty looking women. Who are those guys? Probably one of the guys who asked Tiffany Michelle for a date on MySpace. There are [...]
Blogger Platforms: High Maintenance = Bad Writing
By December 24, 2010
Dear WordPress, I love you but…our relationship no longer works for me. Literally. Since our hookup, my writing has gone to $#!+. It’s not you, it’s me. I simply don’t have time for you anymore, therefore, I’m leaving you. My love always, ML Migrating to WordPress allowed a new wonderful flexibility from my days using [...]
SNL Christmas Opener News Headlines
By December 22, 2010
I previously wrote some top ridiculous news headlines for 2011. If you’re a fan of…Year in Review or Next Year Predictions then enjoy SNL’s latest White House Christmas opener. In other news… I’m late to meet friends, so other news will be later. Con’t for the links…
America, We Have a Ginormous Problem
By December 17, 2010
Dear America, Sorry to bother you, we know you’re busy finding political fault, debating policy while defending your belief but we must warn you…something terrible has happened. While everyone was busy pointing fingers and demanding help for the 10k they spent on electronics…America became a credit card trillionaire and wrecked it’s leased car. No worries, we [...]
Andre Johnson + Fidel Castro Make Top-10… Sorta
By December 15, 2010
This week’s TOP-10 list is a TOP-5 because talking is creativity and there’s been no time for talk. Elle, from the movie Legally Blonde, inspires today’s Top-5 with… “Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.” Darn, if I wrote down my ”is the new” thoughts, this week’s Top-10 would actually be a [...]
Not Necessarily Humorous 2011 News Headlines
By December 9, 2010
The movie Sixteen Candles taught me a great policy. It’s better to be a smart-ass rather than a dumb-ass. If you begin to feel lightheaded or irritated from this post…I hear a good hour of reality T.V. will make it go away. The dumb-asses taught it’s best to follow jokes with disclaimers… I’m not a [...]
Fidel Castro and Kim-Jong-il Tea Party
By December 7, 2010
If we traveled through a wormhole into another dimension…we might find a story like… Julian Assange’s Wikileaks exposes Kim-Jong-il secret rap album titled “Kim-Jong-ill’n.” The album features remakes of Fu** the Police by NWA, Fight the Power by Public Enemy and a different version of Eminem’s Kim. We’d assume South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone [...]
What Up With Robin Williams + Mothra Dancing
By December 6, 2010
Robin Williams, this week’s surprise guest on SNL’s What Up With That?, claimed he was tweeting about the good time he wasn’t having. Where’s the tweet? I couldn’t find his live tweet from SNL. Was that Robert De Niro’s phone he was using? Look, I get it, Robin. I would claim a bad time too if [...]
