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Katy Perry too Sexy for SNL, Breasts and Clothing

It makes total sense for parents to be offended by Katy Perry’s Sesame Street cleavage.  I mean, it would be one thing to complain that children shouldn’t see breasts.  Especially newborns because women’s breasts were never, ever, ever intended for children. However, I’m not really getting the whole Elmo thing.  Did he file a complaint? […]

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Smart iPhone 4 Upgrades for a Profit…Maybe

Think an iPhone 4 upgrade is a waste of money?  Not necessarily.  In fact, this is probably one of the few times, if not only, an iPhone upgrade could turn you a profit.  No, I’m not selling anything.  If I were, I would have included a smart-arse “L@@K!!!!” in the headline.  Oh, but smart looking […]

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This Week in Poker is Badass + Naughty

While waiting to appear on This Week in Poker…my neighborhood decided to have a temporary black-out party.  No Internet = no show.  No show = not much of an opinion of what I didn’t see.  So, I did what any ol’ girl can do in a pinch… I talked about guys.*  Specifically, Allen “Badass” Kessler.   Click top […]

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Snow White’s Rosh Hashanah Apple

Rosh Hashanah is the Jewish New Year (it’s now 5771).  In hopes of a sweet New Year, we eat apples and honey.  Then comes Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement.  In hopes of a clean slate…we eat…nothing. I powered down my iPhone for 9 ½ hours of Yom Kippur services yesterday.  That’s right, I turned that […]

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Toro…Oh Mi Amor

Caffeine.  It gets me a little…giddy.  Giddy can be dangerous for me….especially at football games with Twitter in hand.  Last night’s lack of reception was probably divine intervention because I would have been tweeting away about Toro (see his video below).  Houston Texans Toro…The Reverend Horton Heat’s “Mi Amor” comes to mind. I asked the […]

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The Swedish Chef, The Doctor, Jungle Love & Those… Swedes

My brain is on overload.  Sitting down to write means thinking.  Thinking means 200 thoughts within 20 seconds.  It goes something like this…I need to go to the bank, I wonder what food colorings are in my ice cream, have they extended the paint colors in low VOC’s?  I need a massage, does cell division […]

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