Toro…Oh Mi Amor
Caffeine. It gets me a little...giddy. Giddy can be dangerous for me....especially at football games with Twitter in my whimsical hand. Last night's lack of reception was probably divine intervention because I would have been tweeting away (more of) my love for Toro (see his video below). Oh Houston Texans Toro...The Reverend Horton Heat's "Mi … [More...]
The Swedish Chef, The Doctor, Jungle Love & Those… Swedes
I would write more often if my brain weren't always on overload. When I sit down to write, I'm usually thinking about 200 things at once. It goes something like this...I need to go to the bank, I wonder what food colorings are in my ice cream, have they extended the paint colors in low VOC's?, I need a massage, does cell division speed change with … [More...]
The Hottest Texan to Stomp on Cowboys
It's been a long time since I wore my Houston Oiler's Luv Ya Blue shirt with my oil derrick back pocket jeans to a football game. So long ago that Earl Campbell was still playing. In the Astrodome. Now that I'm an adult and Bum Phillips sells sausage...I find myself sitting at the games wondering ... does anyone notice they play an Australian … [More...]
Remember When I Used To Blog?
Yeah...I do too...that was awesome. Remember SNL's Chris Farley Show? Yeah, that was awesome. OK, well that ends this post so check out the video below. It's awesome. … [More...]
Did DJ Maniac MaGee Get Married in LV?
I interviewed Gregg "DJ Maniac Magee" Mardirosian a few weeks ago at the WSOP. Mardirosian was unsure how long he would have to stay in Las Vegas because of a lost prop bet (see this UB contest). Not only was he required to get a tattoo (see photo) but he also had to find a bride and get married in Las Vegas. Which is also kind of like getting … [More...]
Instant Butt Lift iPhone App Kicked My Butt
If I had downloaded Shape's Instant Butt Lift iPhone App two months ago, I could have used it during the WSOP to tighten and tone the glutes. Unfortunately, I maintained the blogger butt workout which involves a lot of sitting and... thinking. Wait, that was a half-truth. I walked around some and talked a lot. Because I like to talk. A lot. … [More...]
Are You There BlogWorld? It’s Me, Michele
Worst blogger line is... "I know I haven't written in a while but..." I hate that line. It should be obvious to regular readers and new visitors don't care. Trust me... they don't. Anyway, I know I haven't written since I left Vegas but I've been settling back into reality after another WSOP summer. It seems like the WSOP just started and … [More...]
2010 WSOP: Year of the Bro
Michael "The Grinder" Mizrachi has made the 2010 WSOP Main Event final table...which also means he will be AKA a November Nine-r. Shouldn't be a surprise though because I said last month it was The Year of the Bro. This year, the Mizrachi brothers have made at least a dozen cashes at the WSOP and a few final tables. Not to mention, both Michael … [More...]
